Let G be a finite group and let pi(G) denote the proportion of (x,y)∈G2 for which the set {x2,xy,yx,y2} has cardinality i. We show that either 0<p1(G)+p2(G)≤12 or p1(G)+p2(G)=1, and that either p4(G)=0 or 532≤p4(G)<1. Each of the preceding inequalities are the best possible.